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SCHOOL 1958 vs 2008
Scenario
Jack goes quail hunting before school
pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
1958 Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2008 School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselor called in for traumatized students and teachers.

Scenario
Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
1958 Crowd gathers. Mark wins.
Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2008 Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it

Scenario
Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
1958 Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2008 Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.

Scenario
Billy breaks a window in his neighbours car
and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1958 Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2008 Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse.
Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang.
State psychologist tells Billys sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.

Scenario
Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1958 Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.
2008 Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations
Car searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario
Pedro fails high school English.
1958 Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college.
2008 Pedro's cause is taken up by state.
Newspaper articles appear nationally
explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist.
ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum.
Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.

Scenario
Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.
1958 Ants die.
2008 BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called.
Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated,
Johnnys Dad goes on a terror watch list
and is never allowed to fly again.

Scenario
Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee.
He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
1958 In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2008 Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job..
She faces 3 years in State Prison.
Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.
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