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| Hung Chow |
Hung Chow calls into work and says,
Hey, I no come work today, I really sick .
Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.
The boss says,
You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me Sex.
That Makes everything better and I go to work.. You try that.
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again.
I do what You say and I feel Great.
I be at work soon.........
You got nice house |
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The chinese have a character for Crisis, its the same one as opportunity
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Germs: There are more GERMS under your finger nails than there are on a toilet seat
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