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| smart ass answer 2007 no3 |
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window.
"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.
The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
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Have patience. All things are difficult before they become easy.
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Beheaded: If your head is chopped off, you can remain conscious for about 25 seconds.
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