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The Oldest Joke in the Book website, has a bunch of jokes and funny images. Some of these are racist, sexual and offensive. If you are offended in anyway please do not stay on this site.
Joke
grandfather
Grandfather drank a pint of whiskey every day for 80 years.
He died last month and we cremated him.
He's still burning out of control.
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Quote of the Day
In some Islamic societies, you would never bring a seek person flowers and candies. As we do in this country. Instead you would tell them a story of patience, endurance and triumph. The images such a tale would plant in their awareness would circulate through their souls just as powerfully as a medicinal elixir would travel to the diseased cells by way of the blood stream. The more the story is considered, the more it can empower the bodies own healing mechanisms.
Gross Facts
A plague of drunkenness spread through many European towns in the mid 14th century. Many people thought that alcohol would protect them against the Black Death. It didn't.