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Feminists



THE difference between a clitoris and a pub is simple: Most men know where to find a pub.

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DO you know what you call that useless piece of skin on the end of a penis? A man!

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THE reason Australian men come so fast is they can't wait to get down the pub and tell their mates about it.

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SHE said her boyfriend wasn't a Sensitive New Age Guy (SNAG). "He's more a Caring Understanding Nineties Type," she said.



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