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NO man has ever stuck his hand up a skirt looking for a tram ticket.
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A MAN who has lost 90 per cent of his brain is called a widower.
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IF a woman does household chores for $300 a week, that's domestic science.
If she does it for nothing, that's marriage.
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SHE said she wouldn't mind having a baby. "But unfortunately," she said, "you have to marry one to get one."
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THERE are three kinds of men in this world, the caring, the sensitive and the majority.
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A WOMAN who strives to be like a man lacks ambition.
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WHEN the boss put the hard word on the lively new employee she had the answer. No way, Bozo, she said, you've got the words 'liberated' and 'free' mixed up.
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LOVE is the delusion that one man is different from the rest.
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WHEN a woman makes a fool of a man it is usually an improvement.
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IT is said that the wisest of men can become foolish over woman, and the most foolish of women is wise to man.
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THE only difference between men and pigs is that when pigs drink they do not make men of themselves.
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MEN are like pigeons. They should never be looked up to.
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Lack of money is the root of all evil
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Diarrhoea: When you have diarrhoea, instead of absorbing water from your food, your intestines ooze more water into it to rush it though the system and out the other end as a watery mush !!
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