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The only things wives have in common with their husbands is that they were married on the same day.
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SHE wanted a husband and put an advertisement in the Personal Column.
She got a hundred replies saying "You can have mine."
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WOMEN are called birds because of all the worms they pick up.
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FRED was a window cleaner and he could not believe his eyes when he saw a young woman get out of the bath and start drying off right in front of him.
She was a feminist and instead of screaming she stared straight back at him in an effort to shame him.
Their eyes locked in confrontation for an interminable minute. Neither would budge.
Fred finally roared, "What are you staring at? Haven't you ever seen a window cleaner before?"
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THE young couple had a knee trembler against a paling fence and got so excited they knocked it down. The commotion aroused the householder who grabbed the young man and collected a hundred dollars on the spot for repairs to the fence.
Later the young bloke said, "Listen Mabel. You are a feminist and you are always shouting about equal rights. Here's your chance. You owe me fifty dollars for half the cost of the fence."
"No way," she said, "it was you who did all the pushing."
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"WHERE have you been all my life?" sleazed the middle aged Casanova.
She looked up and said coyly, "Well, for the first half of it, I wasn't born."
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Feminists three
The only things wives have in common with their husbands is that they were married on the same day.
* * *
SHE wanted a husband and put an advertisement in the Personal Column.
She got a hundred replies saying "You can have mine."
* * *
WOMEN are called birds because of all the worms they pick up.
* * *
FRED was a window cleaner and he could not believe his eyes when he saw a young woman get out of the bath and start drying off right in front of him.
She was a feminist and instead of screaming she stared straight back at him in an effort to shame him.
Their eyes locked in confrontation for an interminable minute. Neither would budge.
Fred finally roared, "What are you staring at? Haven't you ever seen a window cleaner before?"
* * *
THE young couple had a knee trembler against a paling fence and got so excited they knocked it down. The commotion aroused the householder who grabbed the young man and collected a hundred dollars on the spot for repairs to the fence.
Later the young bloke said, "Listen Mabel. You are a feminist and you are always shouting about equal rights. Here's your chance. You owe me fifty dollars for half the cost of the fence."
"No way," she said, "it was you who did all the pushing."
* * *
"WHERE have you been all my life?" sleazed the middle aged Casanova.
She looked up and said coyly, "Well, for the first half of it, I wasn't born."
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