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The feminists were hailing a miracle birth.
The baby had both, a dick AND a brain.
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AUSSIE men don't suffer from piles because they are perfect arseholes.
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MALE Chauvinist Pig's motto:
Put Womens Libbers behind bras.
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SUPPORT Women's Lib. Get out from under.
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A DISCERNING feminist called Ida Said to her bloke as he slipped it insider "I'd much rather be Underneath as 'ridee' Than on top in the role of the rider.
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A MAN wrapped up in himself makes a very small parcel.
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BETTER to have loved and lost than spend your whole damned life with him.
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GERMAN men live by the sweat of their fraus.
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WHEN all that's stiff is his socks, take the money and run.
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ONE man's Sunday lunch is one woman's Sunday gone.
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A WOMAN who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming a little too high.
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IF you want a chick, go buy an egg.
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A WOMAN who calls herself a bird deserves the
worms she gets.
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A HARD man is good to find.
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Feminists one
The feminists were hailing a miracle birth.
The baby had both, a dick AND a brain.
* * *
AUSSIE men don't suffer from piles because they are perfect arseholes.
* * *
MALE Chauvinist Pig's motto:
Put Womens Libbers behind bras.
* * *
SUPPORT Women's Lib. Get out from under.
* * *
A DISCERNING feminist called Ida Said to her bloke as he slipped it insider "I'd much rather be Underneath as 'ridee' Than on top in the role of the rider.
* * *
A MAN wrapped up in himself makes a very small parcel.
* * *
BETTER to have loved and lost than spend your whole damned life with him.
* * *
GERMAN men live by the sweat of their fraus.
* * *
WHEN all that's stiff is his socks, take the money and run.
* * *
ONE man's Sunday lunch is one woman's Sunday gone.
* * *
A WOMAN who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming a little too high.
* * *
IF you want a chick, go buy an egg.
* * *
A WOMAN who calls herself a bird deserves the
worms she gets.
* * *
A HARD man is good to find.
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