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Email from God



One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on.

So God called one of the angels and sent the angel to
Earth for a time.

When she returned, she told God, Yes, it is bad on Earth 95 percent are misbehaving and only 5 percent are not.

God thought for a moment and said
Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.

So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time too.

When the angel returned he went to God and said,
Yes, it's true.
The Earth is in decline 95 percent are misbehaving, but 5 percent are being good.

God was not pleased.
So he decided to e-mail
the 5 percent who were being good because he wanted to encourage them, give them a little something to help them keep going.



Do you know what the e-mail said

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Okay, just wondering -----


I didn't get one either


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