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asking the right questions
Jack and Max are walking from religious service
Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying
Max replies Why don't you ask the Priest
So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, Father, may I smoke while I pray
The Priest replies, No, my son, you may not
That would be an utter disrespect to our religion
Jack goes back to his friend and tells him what the good Priest told him.
Max says I am not surprised
You asked the wrong question
Let me try
So Max goes up to the Priest and asks
Father may I pray while I smoke
To which the Priest eagerly replies
By all means, my son. By all means
You can always pray whenever you want to
Moral of the story is
The reply you get depends on the question you ask
For example
If you want a vacation when still working on a project don't ask for the holiday
Ask
Can I keep working on this project while I am on vacation
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Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying
Max replies Why don't you ask the Priest
So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, Father, may I smoke while I pray
The Priest replies, No, my son, you may not
That would be an utter disrespect to our religion
Jack goes back to his friend and tells him what the good Priest told him.
Max says I am not surprised
You asked the wrong question
Let me try
So Max goes up to the Priest and asks
Father may I pray while I smoke
To which the Priest eagerly replies
By all means, my son. By all means
You can always pray whenever you want to
Moral of the story is
The reply you get depends on the question you ask
For example
If you want a vacation when still working on a project don't ask for the holiday
Ask
Can I keep working on this project while I am on vacation
Next Joke
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