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Stop Running
An Aboriginal man in Alice Springs goes to the doctor with a problem - he just can't stop running or stand still !
'Hey white doctor" says the Blackman. "What ya think is makin' me run all over the place. It's to puckin' hot for dat shit."
The doctor says " It's got me beat but hey I might have a cure."
The doctor puts two rows of white powder on his desk and tells the Abo to snort them.
The black man does as the doctor asks and immediately stops jogging up and down and stands dead still.
'Puck me it worked. Is that cocaine?' he asks the doctor.
'No' the doctor replies.
'It's Omo - guaranteed to stop coloureds from running.' !!!
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'Hey white doctor" says the Blackman. "What ya think is makin' me run all over the place. It's to puckin' hot for dat shit."
The doctor says " It's got me beat but hey I might have a cure."
The doctor puts two rows of white powder on his desk and tells the Abo to snort them.
The black man does as the doctor asks and immediately stops jogging up and down and stands dead still.
'Puck me it worked. Is that cocaine?' he asks the doctor.
'No' the doctor replies.
'It's Omo - guaranteed to stop coloureds from running.' !!!
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