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Chinese guy walks into a bar.
The bartender is black.
Chinese guys says,
"Gimmie a jigger, nigger!"
The black guy is shocked, but gives him a shot.
The Chinese guy does the same thing.
The black guy gets pissed but still gives him another shot.
The Chinese guy says it again.
The black guy is royally pissed now.
He yells,
"You get back here! I'm going to do the same thing to you and you can see how it feels."
The black guy storms out and the Chinese guy gets behind the bar.
The black guy walks in and yells,
"Gimmie a drink, chink!"
The Chinese guys says,
"Sorry. We don't serve niggers here!"
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Chinese guy walks into a bar
Chinese guy walks into a bar.
The bartender is black.
Chinese guys says,
"Gimmie a jigger, nigger!"
The black guy is shocked, but gives him a shot.
The Chinese guy does the same thing.
The black guy gets pissed but still gives him another shot.
The Chinese guy says it again.
The black guy is royally pissed now.
He yells,
"You get back here! I'm going to do the same thing to you and you can see how it feels."
The black guy storms out and the Chinese guy gets behind the bar.
The black guy walks in and yells,
"Gimmie a drink, chink!"
The Chinese guys says,
"Sorry. We don't serve niggers here!"
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