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Titanic vs Clinton
Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books,'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.
One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A for this report.
Titanic:.... Cost - $29.99
Clinton:... Cost - $29.99
Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton:.... Over 3 hours to read
Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton:.... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton:..... Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton:... Ditto for Bill.
Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton:.... Ditto for Monica.
Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton:.... Let's not go there.
Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton:.... Monica' s forced to return her gifts.
Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton:.... Clinton doesn't remember Monica.
Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton:.... Monica.. ooh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton:......Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing.
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One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A for this report.
Titanic:.... Cost - $29.99
Clinton:... Cost - $29.99
Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton:.... Over 3 hours to read
Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton:.... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton:..... Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton:... Ditto for Bill.
Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton:.... Ditto for Monica.
Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton:.... Let's not go there.
Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton:.... Monica' s forced to return her gifts.
Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton:.... Clinton doesn't remember Monica.
Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton:.... Monica.. ooh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton:......Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing.
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