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Would Love To Be 8 Again
I WOULD LOVE TO BE EIGHT AGAIN
A man asked his wife what she would like for her birthday.
I would love to be eight again she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he arose early and made her a bowl of Coco Pops and jammy toasties
He took her to Alton Towers and put her on every ride in the park
The Death Slide
The Wall of Fear
The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away they journeyed to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake
Then it was off to the movies, the latest Kiddies three hour epic cartoon, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and MandMs What a fabulous adventure
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked 'Well dear, what was it like being eight again..
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression changed to one of total realisation... I meant my dress size, you f.cking tw.t
The moral of this story..
Even when a man is listening, he is still gonna get it wrong
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A man asked his wife what she would like for her birthday.
I would love to be eight again she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he arose early and made her a bowl of Coco Pops and jammy toasties
He took her to Alton Towers and put her on every ride in the park
The Death Slide
The Wall of Fear
The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away they journeyed to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake
Then it was off to the movies, the latest Kiddies three hour epic cartoon, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and MandMs What a fabulous adventure
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked 'Well dear, what was it like being eight again..
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression changed to one of total realisation... I meant my dress size, you f.cking tw.t
The moral of this story..
Even when a man is listening, he is still gonna get it wrong
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