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little buddy


Today is International Day for The Mentally Disabled
Please send an encouraging message to a RETARDED friend,
just as I have done for you
Just thoughtI would let your retarded ass know I dont mind being your friend
I dont care if you lick windows, forget to wear you pants or occassionally shit yourself
I still really enjoy doing stuff with you
You get all the good car parking spots right by the front door
So you just hang in there my little buddy
because you are SPECIAL



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