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My girlfriend and I were having sex
My girlfriend and I were having sex the other day when she looked at me and said,
"Make love to me like in the movies."
So I f.....d her in the rear, pulled out, and came all over her face and hair.
I guess we don't watch the same movies.
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"Make love to me like in the movies."
So I f.....d her in the rear, pulled out, and came all over her face and hair.
I guess we don't watch the same movies.
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