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| My girlfriend and I were having sex |
My girlfriend and I were having sex the other day when she looked at me and said,
"Make love to me like in the movies."
So I f.....d her in the rear, pulled out, and came all over her face and hair.
I guess we don't watch the same movies.
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compassion, all so means loving enemies as well as friends, which is not easy
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URINE: Urine does not smell until it hits the air. Then a chemical called UREA starts to break down into AMMONIA and then the smell begins !!
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