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| My girlfriend and I were having sex |
My girlfriend and I were having sex the other day when she looked at me and said,
"Make love to me like in the movies."
So I f.....d her in the rear, pulled out, and came all over her face and hair.
I guess we don't watch the same movies.
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A rich man is not one who has the most, but one who needs the least
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Emperor Nero built a giant statue of himself outside his palace. At 30 metres (98 feet) high it was the largest gilded bronze statue in the world. It took 24 elephants to move it!
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