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Lady in labour
Lady in labour, shouting the usual shit,
"Get this out of me! Give me the drugs!"
She turns to her boyfriend and says,
"You did this to me, you fucker!"
He casually replies,
"If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your butt,
but you said,
'bugger off it'll be too painful.'"
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"Get this out of me! Give me the drugs!"
She turns to her boyfriend and says,
"You did this to me, you fucker!"
He casually replies,
"If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your butt,
but you said,
'bugger off it'll be too painful.'"
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