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| Kid and Animals |
There was this teacher who was teaching young kids the different types of animals, she showed them the picture of a giraffe, and asked them what it was.
Nobody answered..so she gave them a clue, ''It has a long neck.'' One kid answered, "Giraffe!" Pleased, the teacher showed a picture of a zebra. Nobody
answered it again, so she gave them a clue. ''This animal has stripes.'' "Zebra!" one kid answered. So she put up another one, that of a deer. The teacher could not think of a clue..but suddenly she came up with one!..she asked them ''what does your mother call your father?'' Suddenly one child got up and answered ''HORNY BASTARD!'' |
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in some Islamic societies, you would never bring a seek person flowers and candies. As we do in this country. Instead you would tell them a story of patience, endurance and triumph. The images such a tale would plant in their awareness would circulate through their souls just as powerfully as a medicinal elixir would travel to the diseased cells by way of the blood stream. The more the story is considered, the more it can empower the bodies own healing mechanisms
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Emperor Nero built a giant statue of himself outside his palace. At 30 metres (98 feet) high it was the largest gilded bronze statue in the world. It took 24 elephants to move it!
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