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Gasms

Gasms

Sex in a boat - oar-gasms.

Sex with a nerd - dork-gasms.

Sex at the entrance to your house - door-gasms.

Sex on carpet or linoleum - floor-gasms.

Sex at the supermarket - store-gasms.

Sex at a Steven King Movie - horror-gasms.

Sex with a prostitute - whore-gasms.

Sex with an accountant - bore-gasms.

Sex while sleeping - snore-gasms.

Sex with 'Arthur' - Dudley Moore-gasms.

Sex with cartoon donkeys - Eyeore-gasms.

Sex while broke - poor-gasms.

Sex with a lion - roar-gasms.

Sex for hours and hours on end - sore-gasms.

Sex on a golf course - fore-gasms.

Sex with a nymphomaniac - more-gasms.

Sex in a gold mine - ore-gasms.

Sex with a dermatologist - pore-gasms.

Sex with a politician - Al Gore-gasms.

Sex with Chocolate, marshmallows, and graham
crackers - s'more-gasms.

Sex with a bullfighter - toreador-gasms.

Sex with a masked man carrying a sword - zorro-gasms.

Sex at an all-you-can-eat buffet - smorgasbord-gasms.

Sex on a cruise ship deck - shuffleboard-gasms.

Sex in Asia - Singapore-gasms.

Sex among the wonders of nature - outdoor-gasms.

Sex in the vicinity of a garbage can - odor-gasms.

Sex on the way to the train - 'All Aboard'-gasms.

Sex that wasn't very satisfying - 'There's the door'-gasms.

Sex in an adult theater - hard-core-gasms.

Sex with someone who's not paying attention - ignore-gasms.

Sex with a competitive partner - score-gasms.

Sex while flying - soar-gasms.

Sex with a beloved partner - adore-gasms.

Sex with a meat-eater - carnivore-gasms.

Sex with a person who's got a really bad hairdo - pompadour-gasms.

Sex with someone who's got bad taste in clothes - velour-gasms.

Sex while traveling - tour-gasms.

Sex with a big dog - Labrador-gasms.

Sex with Beavis and Butthead - 'GonnaScore'-gasms.

Sex on stairs at the mall - escalator-gasms.

Sex with three of your friends - four-gasms.

Sex with a Norse God - Thor-gasms.

Sex when resistance is futile - Borg-gasms.

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The Mrs: She was watching me, watching this deaf guy fight and as he was speaking, she goes smartly oh look see what the fighting does to your speech, it makes you sound like ya deaf. Blondes.