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The Oldest Joke in the Book website, has a bunch of jokes and funny images. Some of these are racist, sexual and offensive. If you are offended in anyway please do not stay on this site.

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lobnh

General practitioners may use LOBNH ("Lights On But Nobody Home'') or the impressively bogus Oligoneuronal to mean someone who is thick.

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Some Roman families employed a special educated slave called a pedagogue to help teach their children. The pedagogue had a stick with which to beat the child if he didn't work or was naughty. Imagine having a slave employed to hit you with a stick!