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I Would Love To Be Eight Again
A man asked his wife what she would like for her birthday.
I would love to be eight again, she replied.
On the morning of her birthday he rose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park. What a Day
He put her on every ride in the park,
The Death Slide
The Wall of Fear
The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park.
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
Right away they journeyed to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake.
Then it was off to the movies, the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and MnMs. What a fabulous adventure.
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted.
He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked
Well Dear, what was it like being eight again
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed
I meant my dress size, you f-cking a--hole
The moral of this story,
Even when a man is listening,
he's still going get it wrong.
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Eight Again
I Would Love To Be Eight Again
A man asked his wife what she would like for her birthday.
I would love to be eight again, she replied.
On the morning of her birthday he rose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park. What a Day
He put her on every ride in the park,
The Death Slide
The Wall of Fear
The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park.
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
Right away they journeyed to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake.
Then it was off to the movies, the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and MnMs. What a fabulous adventure.
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted.
He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked
Well Dear, what was it like being eight again
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed
I meant my dress size, you f-cking a--hole
The moral of this story,
Even when a man is listening,
he's still going get it wrong.
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