The Oldest Joke in the Book website, has a bunch of jokes and funny images. Some of these are racist, sexual and offensive. If you are offended in anyway please do not stay on this site.
Joke
Cynical Husband
Her cynical husband asked why she was so bright and cheerful ?
"I saw the doctor today and he said I had firm breasts like an 18 year old."
"YES said the husband, but what did he say about your 45 year old arse?"