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Cynical Husband


Her cynical husband asked why she was so bright and cheerful ?

"I saw the doctor today and he said I had firm breasts like an 18 year old."
"YES said the husband, but what did he say about your 45 year old arse?"

Your name did not get mentiond, she replied !


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