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| baby with no ears |
Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said
What a beautiful baby.
The mother said
Why thank you Little Johnnie
Johnnie said He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes
Can he see
Yes the mother replied
we are so thankful the Doctor said he will have 20 - 20 vision.
Thats great said Little Johnnie
coz he would be buggered if he needed glasses |
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in some Islamic societies, you would never bring a seek person flowers and candies. As we do in this country. Instead you would tell them a story of patience, endurance and triumph. The images such a tale would plant in their awareness would circulate through their souls just as powerfully as a medicinal elixir would travel to the diseased cells by way of the blood stream. The more the story is considered, the more it can empower the bodies own healing mechanisms
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Urine: It would take twent minutes to pour all the human urine produced in a single day over the niagara falls
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