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Lawyer says You wont go to jail


A man who had been caught embezzling millions from his employer went to a lawyer seeking defense. He didnt want to go to jail. But his lawyer told him, "Dont worry. Youll never have to go to jail with all that money. The lawyer was right. When the man was sent to prison, he didnt have a dime.


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