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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?


There are skid marks in front of the dog.




Why won't sharks attack a lawyer?


Professional courtesy.



What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?


Not enough sand.



Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?


To practice.



A command was given to a dog: "SPEAK!"
The dog said in return: "Not without my lawyer present!"




Why is going to a meeting of the Bar Association like going into a bait shop?


Because of the abundance of suckers, leeches, maggots and nightcrawlers



Why are there so many lawyers in the U.S.?


Because St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.


Whats the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.


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