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Was depressed last night, rang lifeline.
Got a call centre in Afghanistan,
told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited
and asked if I could drive a truck.
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suicidal
Was depressed last night, rang lifeline.
Got a call centre in Afghanistan,
told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited
and asked if I could drive a truck.
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