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| KitKat Chunky |
A man walks into a petrol station and says,
"Can I please have a KitKat Chunky?"
The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him.
"No," says the man,
"I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch."
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When a happy person enters the room, it is as if another candle has been lit up
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Beheaded: If your head is chopped off, you can remain conscious for about 25 seconds.
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