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Husband and wife are shopping in Coles when the man picks up a crate of VB cans and sticks them into the trolley
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife "They're on offer, only $30 for 24 stubbies he says
"Put them back. We can't afford it," says the wife and they carry on shopping...
A few aisles later the woman picks up a $60 jar of face cream and sticks it into the trolley.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the man, "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," she says.
The man replies... "SO DOES 24 CANS OF V B AND IT'S HALF THE F***ING PRICE"
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Husband and wife are shopping
Husband and wife are shopping in Coles when the man picks up a crate of VB cans and sticks them into the trolley
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife "They're on offer, only $30 for 24 stubbies he says
"Put them back. We can't afford it," says the wife and they carry on shopping...
A few aisles later the woman picks up a $60 jar of face cream and sticks it into the trolley.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the man, "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," she says.
The man replies... "SO DOES 24 CANS OF V B AND IT'S HALF THE F***ING PRICE"
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