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Department of Labour

A man owned a small farm in Broadford. The department of Labour claimed he was not paying proper wages to his hired helpers and sent an inspector out to interview him.

"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the inspector.

"Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $600.00 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $700.00 per week plus free room and board.

Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10.00 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of whiskey every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife, occasionally."

"That's the guy I want to talk to... the half-wit," says the inspector.

"That would be me", replied the farmer.

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