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Everybody Hates Chris Memorable Quotes
[Repeated line]Greg Wuliger: [To Chris about girls] Dude you are so in there!
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Rochelle Rock: [After finding out Chris has done something wrong]
[shouting]
Rochelle Rock: Chris!
[Chris gets wrongfully blamed for calling Joey a white cracker]
Chris: Can you believe this cracker ?
Tanya:Momma, where's Chris?
Rochelle Rock:I slapped him into next week, he's due back next Tuesday.
Chris: Tanya's so difficult, the only reason she's a girl is because my father wanted a boy.
Rochelle Rock: Chris! Get in here and wipe the pee off the toilet seat!
Tanya: Momma, can we have our candy back?
Rochelle Rock: No. I ate it. Don't need you all getting any more cavities which you all got. No cavities in this house. (adding sugar to her drink)
Chris (narrating): But at this rate, there'll be plenty of diabetes.
Chris (narrating): My father was crazy about Tanya. She was the only one in the house, who would dare to take sleep and money from him at the same time.
Chris: Wait, your dad is giving you 5 dollars, just to come to the school?
Greg: I bet I won't miss a day at school this year. So far so good.
Chris (narrating): My mother told me, I better not miss a day at school, or else she'll take 5 dollars off my ass.
Chris (narrating): Getting an award for attendance is kinda like getting an award for breathing.
Chris: Back at school, Greg camped out for me like I was the new 'Star Wars' movie.
