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The Oldest Joke in the Book website, has a bunch of jokes and funny images. Some of these are racist, sexual and offensive. If you are offended in anyway please do not stay on this site.

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palm tree

Why did the elephant fall out of the palm tree ?

A hippopotamus pushed him out.

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In some Islamic societies, you would never bring a seek person flowers and candies. As we do in this country. Instead you would tell them a story of patience, endurance and triumph. The images such a tale would plant in their awareness would circulate through their souls just as powerfully as a medicinal elixir would travel to the diseased cells by way of the blood stream. The more the story is considered, the more it can empower the bodies own healing mechanisms.