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| Slap an Aussie |
Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps, are a South African, an Australian (both male), a young blonde lady, and a little old lady.
The train goes into a tunnel and a few seconds later there's the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Australian has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.
The old lady thinks: "That Australian must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek."
The blonde thinks: "That Australian must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady. She slapped his cheek"
The Australian thinks: "That South African must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead."
The South African thinks: "I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can slap that bloody Aussie again." |
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Beheaded: If your head is chopped off, you can remain conscious for about 25 seconds.
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