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| Slap an Aussie |
Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps, are a South African, an Australian (both male), a young blonde lady, and a little old lady.
The train goes into a tunnel and a few seconds later there's the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Australian has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.
The old lady thinks: "That Australian must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek."
The blonde thinks: "That Australian must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady. She slapped his cheek"
The Australian thinks: "That South African must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead."
The South African thinks: "I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can slap that bloody Aussie again." |
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Work full time on your job and Part time on your fortune
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Some Roman families employed a special educated slave called a pedagogue to help teach their children. The pedagogue had a stick with which to beat the child if he didn't work or was naughty. Imagine having a slave employed to hit you with a stick!
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