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A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in 6 or 12 pieces.
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The chinese have a character for Crisis, its the same one as opportunity
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URINE: Urine does not smell until it hits the air. Then a chemical called UREA starts to break down into AMMONIA and then the smell begins !!
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