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The Oldest Joke in the Book website, has a bunch of jokes and funny images. Some of these are racist, sexual and offensive. If you are offended in anyway please do not stay on this site.
Joke
Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in 6 or 12 pieces.
"Oh, only six I think - I'd never manage to eat all twelve pieces."
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Quote of the Day
Most human limitations are self imposed.
Gross Facts
Earwax; People either have pale and dry or dark and sticky earwax. It is an inherited trait, with dry earwax and more common in Asia or people of Asian descent.