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New windows


A young blonde lady had the windows in her house replaced with new double-insulated energy efficient windows.

Twelve months later she gets a call from the contractor, complaining that the work has been done for a year and she has yet to make the first
payment.

The blonde replies, "now don't try to pull a fast one on me. The salesman who sold me those told me that in one year they would pay for themselves.


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