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Cathy, a blonde, was looking for a job. After a visit to a job fair she was offered work at the Los Angeles Zoo. When she arrived for her first day of work, the supervisor had a chat with Cathy and explained her job duties. He then assigned her to take care of the tortoise section.
Later that morning, the supervisor dropped by to see how Cathy was doing. He found her standing by an empty enclosure. "Where are the tortoises?" he asked
his blonde worker.
"I can't believe it" answered Cathy. "I just opened the door and then whooooosh, they were gone!" |
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in some Islamic societies, you would never bring a seek person flowers and candies. As we do in this country. Instead you would tell them a story of patience, endurance and triumph. The images such a tale would plant in their awareness would circulate through their souls just as powerfully as a medicinal elixir would travel to the diseased cells by way of the blood stream. The more the story is considered, the more it can empower the bodies own healing mechanisms
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Urine: It would take twent minutes to pour all the human urine produced in a single day over the niagara falls
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