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New Job
Cathy, a blonde, was looking for a job. After a visit to a job fair she was offered work at the Los Angeles Zoo. When she arrived for her first day of work, the supervisor had a chat with Cathy and explained her job duties. He then assigned her to take care of the tortoise section.
Later that morning, the supervisor dropped by to see how Cathy was doing. He found her standing by an empty enclosure. "Where are the tortoises?" he asked
his blonde worker.
"I can't believe it" answered Cathy. "I just opened the door and then whooooosh, they were gone!"
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Later that morning, the supervisor dropped by to see how Cathy was doing. He found her standing by an empty enclosure. "Where are the tortoises?" he asked
his blonde worker.
"I can't believe it" answered Cathy. "I just opened the door and then whooooosh, they were gone!"
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