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First Golf Lesson
A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how she'd do.
The blonde did so and completely duffed the shot.
The pro said, "Your swing is good but you're gripping the club too hard. Grip the club gently as you would your husband's penis.”
The blonde took another shot and nailed the ball 275 yards straight down the fairway.
The pro said, "That was excellent!!
Let's try it again, only this time take the club out of your mouth."
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The blonde did so and completely duffed the shot.
The pro said, "Your swing is good but you're gripping the club too hard. Grip the club gently as you would your husband's penis.”
The blonde took another shot and nailed the ball 275 yards straight down the fairway.
The pro said, "That was excellent!!
Let's try it again, only this time take the club out of your mouth."
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