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Captain
The captain of the airplane tells the passengers, "We just lost an engine. This plane can fly well on three engines, however, we will arrive one hour late."
A little later the pilot says, "We just lost a second engine but we can fly on two engines but we will be two hours late."
A little later the captain says, "We have just lost our third engine but the one remaining engine will get us there but we will be several hours late."
The Blonde says,
"Oh, no. If we lose that fourth engine we'll be up here all night."
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A little later the pilot says, "We just lost a second engine but we can fly on two engines but we will be two hours late."
A little later the captain says, "We have just lost our third engine but the one remaining engine will get us there but we will be several hours late."
The Blonde says,
"Oh, no. If we lose that fourth engine we'll be up here all night."
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