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The Oldest Joke in the Book website, has a bunch of jokes and funny images. Some of these are racist, sexual and offensive. If you are offended in anyway please do not stay on this site.
Joke
A perfect woman
What is the definition of the perfect woman?
A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.
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Quote of the Day
He who sings frightens away his ills.
Gross Facts
Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane, just in case there is a crash.