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I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, Daddy, look at this, and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said,
Daddy's gonna eat your fingers, pretending to eat them.
I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.
I said, 'What's wrong, honey ?
She replied
'What happened to my booger ?
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Daddy is going to eat your fingers
I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, Daddy, look at this, and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said,
Daddy's gonna eat your fingers, pretending to eat them.
I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.
I said, 'What's wrong, honey ?
She replied
'What happened to my booger ?
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