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| Post Office Interview |
A guy goes into the Post Office to interview for a job.
The interviewer asks him "Are you a veteran?"
The guy says "Why yes, in fact I served two tours in Viet Nam."
"Good," says the interviewer, "That counts in your favor. Do you have any service related disabilities?"
The guy says, "In fact I am 100 percent disabled. During a battle an explosion removed my private parts so they declared me disabled, it doesn't affect my ability to work, though."
"Sorry to hear about the damage but I have some good news for you, I can hire you right now! Our working hours are 8:00 to 4:00. Come on in about 10:00 and we'll get you started."
The guy says "If working hours are from 8:00 to 4:00, why do you want me to come at 10:00?"
"Well, here at the post office we don't do anything but sit around and scratch our balls for the first two hours. Don't need you here for that!" |
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The Mrs: She was watching me, watching this deaf guy fight and as he was speaking, she goes smartly oh look see what the fighting does to your speech, it makes you sound like ya deaf. Blondes
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Kneecaps: Babies are born without kneecaps - They develop them between the ages of two - six years !!
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