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The Oldest Joke in the Book website, has a bunch of jokes and funny images. Some of these are racist, sexual and offensive. If you are offended in anyway please do not stay on this site.

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Most human limitations are self imposed.

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Diarrhoea: When you have diarrhoea, instead of absorbing water from your food, your intestines ooze more water into it to rush it though the system and out the other end as a watery mush !!

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