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Flies n bikers
Two flies walk into a bar and order drinks and start talking.
The first fly asks, "How was your travel down here?"
The second fly answers "It was cold. I rode in a bikers mustache. How was yours?"
The first fly answers, "I was warm. I rode in a biker chicks' pussy. You ought to do it next year."
So a year passes and the same two flies met in the same bar.
The first fly says, "Did you do it?"
The second fly answers, "Yes but some how I still showed up in a biker's mustache.
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The first fly asks, "How was your travel down here?"
The second fly answers "It was cold. I rode in a bikers mustache. How was yours?"
The first fly answers, "I was warm. I rode in a biker chicks' pussy. You ought to do it next year."
So a year passes and the same two flies met in the same bar.
The first fly says, "Did you do it?"
The second fly answers, "Yes but some how I still showed up in a biker's mustache.
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