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| Two Parrots |
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing: 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?' "
"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a solution to your problem. You can put them with my two male talking parrots. I taught them to read the bible and pray the rosary."
The lady brings over her parrots and puts them in the priest's cage. "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?" they say.
One male parrot looks over at the other and exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!" |
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We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give
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Faeces; Faeces smells largely due to the microbes in your gut producing two stinky chemicals as they work to breakdown your food..- INDOLE and SKATOLE !
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