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What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A rooster says in the morning - "Cockll-doodlle-doooooo", while a blonde shouts, "Any-cock'll-doooo." |
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We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give
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Diarrhoea: When you have diarrhoea, instead of absorbing water from your food, your intestines ooze more water into it to rush it though the system and out the other end as a watery mush !!
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