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A bear and a rabbit

A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and decide to rub it. A genie pops out. He says "I will grant each of you three wishes."
The bear says "I wish all the bears in the forest were females."

*poof* It's done.

The rabbit says "I wish for a motorcycle."

*poof* It's done.

The bear says "I wish all the bears in this country were females."

*poof* It's done.

The rabbit says "I wish for a lifetime supply of carrots back at my house."

*poof* It's done.

The bear is thinking to himself "Why is the rabbit wasting his wishes on stupid small things? Oh well." "And for my third wish, I wish that all the bears in the world were female."

*poof* It's done.

The rabbit says "For MY last wish, I want the bear to be gay." And he rides off on his motorcycle.

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